All of the wonderful things that occur when you work in a jail as a Jailer or Corrections Officer.

When I see inmates stepping on or sleeping on one of the Harry Potter books I so graciously donated to my jail.

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9 months ago

When people tell me stories of their lives instead of answering the booking questions

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9 months ago

When being called an ugly, pimple faced bitch for 5 hours straight by an inmate.
on the outside:

but on the inside:

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3
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9 months ago

Checking on an inmate to make sure they are breathing

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2
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9 months ago

When a prostitute tells me she doesn’t want to strip because of her morals.

 

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10
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9 months ago

When bitches be like “It’s Hot!” 

I’m like “You’re in jail..”

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2
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9 months ago

When you find someone trying to hang themselves with ripped up bits of their uniform

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4
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9 months ago

tammyat3am:

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

THIS

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537698
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9 months ago

Bitches be like 

And I’m like 

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6
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10 months ago

When doing a strip search and an entire bag of potpourri comes out of a girls underwear/vagina 

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2
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10 months ago

When someone cries about detoxing in jail

image

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4
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10 months ago
Drunk? CheckStraight? CheckHispanic? Check
Why do they love me soooo much?!

Drunk? Check
Straight? Check
Hispanic? Check

Why do they love me soooo much?!

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13
Posted
1 year ago
When someone starts crying to me about how they’re stuck in jail on Christmas.

When someone starts crying to me about how they’re stuck in jail on Christmas.

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1 year ago
That’s Right.. I’m working. In a Jail. On Christmas. It sucks.

That’s Right.. I’m working. In a Jail. On Christmas. It sucks.

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1 year ago

When people who have just been fighting and are covered in each other’s blood start to hug

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8
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1 year ago
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