When I see inmates stepping on or sleeping on one of the Harry Potter books I so graciously donated to my jail.
When people tell me stories of their lives instead of answering the booking questions
When being called an ugly, pimple faced bitch for 5 hours straight by an inmate.
on the outside:
but on the inside:
Checking on an inmate to make sure they are breathing
When a prostitute tells me she doesn’t want to strip because of her morals.
When bitches be like “It’s Hot!”
I’m like “You’re in jail..”
When you find someone trying to hang themselves with ripped up bits of their uniform
Bitches be like
And I’m like
When doing a strip search and an entire bag of potpourri comes out of a girls underwear/vagina
When someone cries about detoxing in jail
Why do they love me soooo much?!
When someone starts crying to me about how they’re stuck in jail on Christmas.
That’s Right.. I’m working. In a Jail. On Christmas. It sucks.